Tuesday, November 17, 2009

Your choice of a song to dance to at your wedding?

I like Black Sabbath, but the woman like "Savage Garden"


"Ttruly, Madly, Deeply" or some shiite like that.

Your choice of a song to dance to at your wedding?
When will men understand about weddings???





Ok, I will be blunt... Black Sabbath does not equal wedding music.. Calling something your fiancee really likes shite is a good way to find yourself alone again..





You job in wedding planning is simple you agree to what she wants she already knows what she wants she has been planning this event since she was 5 and her Barbi married Ken before she threw him under the bed (Ken gets boring fast he doesn't have enough accessories) ...





If she asks for your oppinion (she will) you say "I am not sure what do you think hunny?" (or variations thereof) She really doesn't want your oppinion she just wants to make sure you are paying attention... (remember to use variations of your phrase in random order and have at least 6 or she will know you are not paying attention).





Now we come to the wedding day.





Your job at the wedding/reception is very simple and easy, you show up on time dressed/ groomed appropriately (this is very easy she picked out your clothes for you) you are the guy who stands at the front of the aisle and says "I do" at the appropriate moment (this is a no brainer, there is even an official provided to give you, your que) You are then the one who stands with her smiling lovingly and getting 100's of pictures taken doing various things (cutting the cake, standing in a recieving line, ect)... At some point you will get some booze (champagne) for doing your part so well up to that point.





Then you dance and mingle with guests a bit.. (This is the smoozing portion of the reception, do it well these people brought money and gifts) more dancing and booze ( for playing your part well)... At some point you may get to reach up under your brides dress and retrieve a garter you then get to fling that garter at your friends (See there are good parts for you... even some gloating cause your friends who get the garter flung at them are single and likely sleeping alone that night) maybe more booze (You have been such a good participant).





At the end of the reception you get to run hand and hand out of the venue while people throw stuff at you and cheer (NO!!! you are not allowed to catch it and throw it back)... Then it's off to the honeymoon where you get to sleep with your bride (this is especially good if you played your part at the wedding/reception very well and especially bad if you didn't play your part well)...





Now that you know the secret enjoy, your dance to "Savage Garden-- Truly, Madly, Deeply" (You get booze and a bed partner if you play your part well)
Reply:We are having an "Old Hollywood" themed wedding, so our first dance is to, "As Time Goes By" from the movie "Casablanca."
Reply:I agree with Diane.
Reply:it shouldnt be her decision its should be both if it was up to me i would be monica for u i will
Reply:We danced to "It's Your Love" by Tim Mcgraw and Faith Hill.


And for the second one with our daughter, the wedding party danced too, we had "I Don't Want To Miss A Thing" by Aerosmith.
Reply:Wonderful Tonight by Eric Clapton
Reply:This I Swear, Nick Lachey..
Reply:Ya gotta go much softer than Black Sabbath. Try to choose one together. If you need suggestions, my husband and I danced to "From This Moment On" on our wedding day, which, by the way, occured a day after a huge snowstorm. I would never have picked something as outrageous as Billy Idol's "White Wedding." Try some online resources like theknot.com that might help.
Reply:We used Sting featuring Mary J. Blige "Whenever I say your name".


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